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While we’re on the subject of insects [ "Spiders aren't insects!" --- "Oh, don't be such a freaking literalist!" ], here’s an urgent message from Physics Today:

In 2005, we all witnessed, via the international media, the devastation that hurricanes caused in property damage and loss of life. Katrina alone almost destroyed New Orleans and flooded other portions of the US Gulf Coast; other hurricanes ravaged parts of Mexico and the Caribbean.

Scientists the world over are aware of the butterfly effect: A butterfly flaps its wings in some part of the world and starts a chain of nonlinear effects that can result in a hurricane striking anywhere on the planet.

That butterfly must be found and stopped!

Mr. F. Alex Nava offers some timely steps we should take to prevent further butterfly-induced devastation.

I checked my calendar and it’s not April 1, so I think we should take this seriously, don’t you?

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2 Comments

  1. Posted August 1, 2006 at 2:02 pm | Permalink

    But then another butterfly will rise to take its place. We’re doomed.

  2. Posted August 1, 2006 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    Among other contingencies, Mr. Nava speculates there may be more than one butterfly involved:

    But wait. What if the 2005 hurricanes were caused not by a single butterfly but by several? A careful study of the characteristics of each storm may disclose a different modus operandi or wing-print set for each. If a group of butterflies is indeed involved, then we may be looking at a case of outright terrorism; possible links to Al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations should be explored. Visions of Lepidoptera terrorist training camps spring suddenly to mind. Specially trained agents (who are surely also trained to appear as harmless as possible, and so blend in with your common garden-variety butterflies) can inflict terrible harm, so it is imperative that such camps be located and ruthlessly destroyed.

    His plan of attack is wide-ranging, but if there is a one-percent chance that a butterfly is engaging in weather shenanigans, it must be found and [euphemism alert---Ed.] dealt with severely.

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